Build me a one-page website for a goat hire business, and make it gorgeous.

THE BUSINESS
It is called Hire A Herd. Ray runs it, just outside Hollow Ash.
Ray hires out five goats to eat brambles and overgrown ground.
The goats arrive in the morning, eat all day, and go home at night.
A day with the whole herd is $180. One goat on a small plot is $60.
Ray drives up to twenty miles free, then charges $40.

THE FIVE GOATS — this is the part that matters
Brenda eats anything and she is the fastest in the herd.
Gary eats twice his share and cannot be trusted near flower beds.
Duchess is the pretty one and refuses to touch nettles.
Kevin is the ugly one and fears nothing on a steep bank.
Mabel is old and slow and never misses a patch.

HOW IT SHOULD FEEL
Like a hand-printed farm-shop label or a craft cider bottle. Warm, a little old-fashioned, made
by a person and not by a committee.

COLOURS AND TYPE
Deep meadow green #2F5D3A. Warm cream #F7F1E3 for the page. Buttercup yellow #F2B705 for buttons
and small highlights only. Near-black #1A1A17 for text.
From Google Fonts, use a warm characterful display face for headings and a plain very readable
face for everything else.

THE FIVE GOATS, DRAWN BY YOU
Draw each goat as a cartoon head in inline SVG. No photographs, no emoji, no image files.
They must read as GOATS instantly, and each must have a personality you can see before reading
the name. The head is the biggest thing in each drawing — horns and ears frame it and must never
dwarf it.

HORNS. Solid bone, drawn as a FILLED shape with a dark outline, never a thin stroked line. Pale
bone colour, about #E8DCC0, outlined in #4A3F2F. At the skull the base is as thick as a thumb —
as wide as the goat's ear. It tapers to a blunt point. The two horns start close together on top
of the skull and lean BACKWARD from the moment they leave the head, sweeping over the skull in a
long shallow curve so the tips finish BEHIND the head, not above it. Draw five short ridge lines
across each horn. If your horn looks like an insect feeler, a rabbit ear, a thin blade or a
question mark, it is wrong — thicken the base and lay it further back.

EARS. A long leaf shape, about two thirds as long as the head is tall and about a quarter as wide
as the head. They hang DOWN and only slightly out, like the hands of a clock at twenty-five past
seven, with the tip finishing level with the mouth. The top tucks just behind the side of the head
so it reads as attached. Never wider than the head, never spread straight out sideways like wings.
A paler inner shape inside each.

BEARD. A soft shaggy tuft hanging from the point of the chin, in the coat colour, with a ragged
wavy bottom edge and a few hair lines. Under the chin, never coming out of the mouth.

HEAD. Three-quarter view, about one and a half times as tall as it is wide. Broad and square
across the brow, tapering down to a narrow muzzle. Straight line from brow to nose, small rounded
muzzle end, two slit nostrils. Never a big round snout. Leave a clear rounded skull above the eyes
for the horns to grow from.

FACE. This is where the character lives, so spend your time here. Eyes wide apart and big, pupil a
horizontal rectangle with rounded corners. Thick visible eyebrows on every goat, moved to suit the
mood — both up for surprise, both low and angled in for a scowl, one up one down for suspicion. A
different mouth and different eyelids on every goat.

THE FIVE
Brenda, the fast one who eats anything. Warm tan. Both eyebrows shot up, eyes wide and slightly
manic, one open wider than the other. A leafy bramble stalk clamped sideways in her jaws, still
being chewed. Three short motion lines beside her head.
Gary, the greedy thief. Grey-brown. Both eyes swivelled hard to one side, pupils pushed to the
edge, caught in the act. One eyebrow up, one down. Cheeks bulging full. A stolen flower on a stem
sticking out of one corner of a closed smirking mouth.
Duchess, the fancy one, unmistakably female and very pleased about it. Immaculate pale cream coat.
Chin lifted, looking down her nose. Long curled eyelashes on both eyes, soft lilac eyeshadow, thin
arched eyebrows, a pink blushed cheek. Her lips are painted glossy pink — a small closed pouting
mouth drawn as lips, with nothing coming out of it. Her horns are slimmer and more elegant than
the others but still solid bone with a thick base. A string of white pearls at her throat hanging
in a curve. A pink flower tucked behind one ear. Beard groomed to a neat trimmed point.
Kevin, the rough one. Dark shaggy brown, tufts of fur along the jaw. His left horn is snapped
clean off halfway, leaving a short blunt jagged stump, while the right is full length — the
difference must be obvious at a glance. A torn notch out of one ear. An old stitched scar through
one eyebrow. Both eyebrows heavy and low. A wide lopsided grin with one crooked tooth showing. Big
ragged beard.
Mabel, old, slow, misses nothing. Grey coat, white muzzle. Heavy droopy eyelids covering the top
half of the eyes. Small round wire spectacles on her nose with the wire running back toward her
ears. Creases at the corners of the eyes. Long soft white beard. A patient closed half-smile.

THE PAGE, IN THIS ORDER
1. Hero: the name, one funny line about what the goats do, a button, and the five goat heads in a
row underneath it.
2. Three short steps: you tell Ray what you have got, the goats turn up, the ground is clear.
3. The five goats. All five cards in a single row across, the same size, never four and then one
underneath.
4. The picker: three questions — what is growing, how big is the plot, how steep is it. As soon
as all three are answered the answer appears right below, naming which goats to send with one
funny line for each.
5. Prices, plainly.
6. Footer with Ray, Hollow Ash, and a line saying the goats do not do stairs.

TWO RULES
Do not invent anything I have not told you. No email address, no phone number, no reviews, no
years in business. If something is missing, leave it out.
Ray is not a serious man and neither are his goats. Every line should make somebody smile, but
the prices and the picker must still be perfectly clear.